Your mom asks you to be her date to a wedding. Mom hardly dresses up anymore and you are shocked too see her look for damn good. You couldn't take her your eyes off her all night. When you both get home, the most intense passion...

Son, remember all the games we used to play. The one where I would knee you in the testicle so hard! Your penis always got so hard when I would hurt your testicles. I used to kick you in the testicles till you were about to...